senior prom omg all that’s missing are my eyebrows
Anonymous asked: What would you do if yr legs were asleep forever?
I WOULD CUT THEM OFF UGH
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you were flying on a plane and it crash landed on an island and Maja was there with you but you broke yr legs off? (This still isn't Maja.)
i would probably die because maja has baby arms and couldn’t fight off birds trying to eat me especially with only one hand because I’ll bite it off if she even fucking looks at my eyebrows man
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you could only communicate in 80's love songs?
“hear me calling your name”:”hello? Is it me you’re looking for?”“move your body real close”“whispers”“it’s”“not cheap in the sales”“but”“honey, what I got is better than money”“you’ll say the words”“only you alone can quench this…thirst”“you hook me up”“I feel no shame”“I’m satisfied”“and”“I’m never ever gonna quit cause quittin’ just ain’t my schtick”“one more”“powder”“and oh woowww boom boom boom boom boom boom boom”“this is”“some”“good thangs!”“then”“oh gosh”“a”“double decker bus crashes into us”
Anonymous asked: What would you do if I shaved yr eyebrows and tattooed them on?
MAN DON’T MESS WITH MY EYEBROWS!
Anonymous asked: What would you do if my arm was a snake and I kept slapping you with it?
I would probably die from your gross arm-venom.
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you woke up and you were a dog?
I would fucking bitch all the time. Ha. Get it? Because you turned me into a god damned dog.
Anonymous asked: What would you do if I lit yr eyebrows on fire? (This is not Maja.)
I would light your eyebrows on fire. And you have nice eyebrows. (I’m only assuming, of course. not-maja.)